I am sooo screwed

My son is 3 years old. That is his number in age. Mentally, he the age of a 34 year old sarcastic female. Well, maybe a 35 year old since he seems to have outdone me and leaves me shaking in my head. His vocabulary is beyond most grown ups. He corrected my mother's grammar the other day. But my absolute favorite part is his sarcasm.

I assume he is being sarcastic. But he usually says things and seems totally innocent. Like the ban on potty words except in the bathroom. And my kid who is sitting in the bath talking about his butt and farts and poop. And when I corrected him, telling me he is IN THE BATHROOM.

Or today when he was laying in his bed "taking a nap" and he kept talking. My mom asked him why he wasn't sleeping. And he said he was. Then she asked how he was sleeping if he was talking. And he replied he was "talking in his sleep, about you.".... lyrics from a song called "Bushel and a Peck"

And on and on it goes. At least once a day this kid does something that makes me wonder what padded room I will be in when he is 15. I love his wit and his weirdness. I love that he says these crazy things and while you are laughing so hard you almost choke, he asks why you are happy. But man, I am soooo screwed!