Time flies

It's hard keeping up with a blog. Having never done one before I guess I didn't realize that your thoughts don't just type themselves up. In the time since I have last been on here, my baby has turned THREE and learned to ride a bike (with super cool training wheels), taken up soccer and has developed such the imagination. Yesterday we went to the beach for the first time to collect shells and see the water... the story below happened on the way home from the beach.

Mommy: okay kiddo, time to go home
Toby: Okay mommy, I'm tired....

then it goes south

Toby: we're going back to the beach, we're going back to the beach (for approximately 30 minutes after leaving the beach he is singing this song)

Mommy: hey kiddo, you want some fruit snacks
Toby: yeeeeaaaahhh! (handed a bag of Toy Stoy fruit snacks)

quiet from the backseat for approx 5 min
then I hear

Toby: (to T-Rex fruit snack) you do realize that if you go in there, you are never coming back?
Mommy: What?!?!?
Toby (now channelling Buzz and Woody): T-Rex, that is a mouth. If you go in there, you will get chomped up into little pieces and you will never come back. Don't do it Rexie, don't do it!

Mommy: silent laughter with tears rolling down her face

Where do they come up with this stuff???